open relationships

...other night I found out you could put “in an open relationship” as your status on FB. I had no clue this marvelous option existed and had listed myself as married under my birth name. I am actually married so it wasn’t a complete lie. Since there are (uptight and distant) family members and business associates (who I’m not out to) on that profile as well as the myriad of people from my past I decided that looking like the nice Brooks Brothers Sporting Yuppie Corporate Whoremonger I am during the day seemed like the right thing to do. But every so often the façade cracks a little and the perv I am just shines through.

Going from Married to in an Open relationship and back ...