Fifty Pieces

Twenty-five red twenty-five blue at the beginning of the game fifty total lay on the board, strewn about now. The game is over as Jen stood looking in disbelief. The battle of the minds for who would be victorious over the others body for the day. The little shudder of anticipation and excitement that ran along her spine also ran to her pussy as she felt the wetness start.

game

“Do you remember your safeword?”

She shook her head yes. Jack grabbed a hand full of hair and pulled her head hack as he roughly pushed her against the wall.

“What is it you coy little bitch? Say it!” he growled

From damp to an instant flood. The sharp jerk and forceful way he tossed her around. Jen’s knees felt weak as his hot breath was in her face and his words forcing her to fight an involuntary orgasm.

“Popcorn” suddenly her knees buckled as the wave hit her. She knew he could make her cum at command but now he made her cum saying her safeword. Her head spun as he gave his wicked laugh.

“Spectacular, I have you under my full control.” Jack said with his signature sinister smile “Now let the real game begin.”

He didn’t let his words sink in to mess with her head like normal. The new blade he got just for this scene hooked into the back on her shirt, with a pull it split the back open. Jen gasped as the material fell loose then her shorts were quickly treated the same. She was left standing in just her undergarments.

“I know those matching piece are a bit pricy, so I will give you the chance to take them off before I do it for you.”

He started counting down from ten. Jen took a moment to recover but stripped quickly, no way was she losing her newest set if she could save them. As she slid off her panties, her precarious situation made it easy for the rope to be wrapped around her. Jack subdued her quickly as she was easily hogtied. Her not so gentle landing on the floor made her gasp as now she was helpless and a bit concerned. This was one of his impromptu scenes and she had no idea what to expect except he was going to do whatever was in his devious brain. Lashing her around the arms he was setting her up for the most thrilling and terrifying moment of her life.

Checking the ropes and making sure each line was tight he was ready finally. The sound of some kind of motor behind Jen made her shudder. This was totally new, she had seen him watching the fucking machine videos. Suddenly she had visions of her body spread out immobilized as the machine abused her wet pussy. She shuddered again in excitement, her juices now leaking out and over the freshly waxed lips.

The click of some metal piece hooking into place sent another shudder then the motor sound again. Suddenly Jen felt the ropes tighten as Jack checked to make sure each was secured. Her body now lifted off the ground just a few inches at first testing the rigging. A few minutes later she was swung around toward the banister her breath coming in ragged gasps as she was lifted over the edge and hanging above the floor downstairs. Slowly lowered down Jen she was at the edge of panic and excitement. Stopping her just a few feet off the ground she whimpered as Jack walked down the steps.

“So like how I rigged the place?”

Her mind was already spinning as he gave her a little push. Intelligible mutters as she swung back and forth for a minute. Jack stripped his pants as she watched wide eyed taking the blade he cut the rope the rigger had shown him. Jen fell a few inches into the final position the rope spreading her legs wide as he got into position. It didn’t take long before she was moaning and crying out in bliss.

Before Jack unloaded in her the timer went off, he lowered her to the floor to finish with her. Untying the ropes such beautiful marks had bitten into her flesh. He took her right there on the floor.

The rest of the evening we spent playing other games but it all started with those fifty pieces. It was a win for both of them.

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Pretty in Purple

It arrived in gift wrap as black as my soul

With red wax and red ribbon like Hell’s fires below

The teasing the torment, the torture, the pleasure, and pain,

She was naked and nervous; it’s all part of their game

The first pass went round and she tentatively smiled

while he tried not to knot things, not meant not to be knotted for little while

Purple Electric condict bondage rope tied around a a wpman's calve

It was wicked and sinful and wonderfully fun,

until he untied her legs and told what still was to come.

with a hmm and a buzz his hands went to the rope

she was doubtful, and capricious until she felt the first little jolt.

it shocked her, it was shocking,

the demon he cackled and smiled,

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Of course She was pretty in purple all the while.

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Sinful Sunday

Note:This was from the first time I had played with a Violet want. 

A detailed write up of that will be out later this week

The Devil’s Last Details

So fair warning and a trigger warning in that  this post deals with the topic of death.  In particular mine…though not any time soon hopefully.

It is not overly serious or ominous but does take into account that inevitability. Ironically it has been sitting in drafts for a while but between then and now Kendra Holiday had written a much better and generically useful post called Preparing for the Worst.  That deals with prepping for that sort of thing from a legal perspective in you’re in a nontraditional relationship.   

 

`Mal

The Devil’s Last Details

Life is increasingly complicated and as I prepared to re enter the Kink world publicly (and in person) for the first time in 18 months. There is always those things that need done. Event registrations, travel and logistics, and of course partnered or unpartnered. Which is always a painful and emotionally  charged topic for me.

With that comes the ocd part of my kink where EVERYTHING must be organized, sorted, checked and re checked.

It’s a Sunday afternoon. I was planning to go to a rope themed munch but instead had a chance to spend a few extra hours with the Blonde.  We watched a little youth baseball, had a nice breakfast (that a cardiologist would not have approved of), hit running fetish store for snazzy new shoes to shuffle my fat ass around in mile after mile, and then some more baseball.  It was really nice as the amount of time i get with her is too limited. The time i get her to myself and present in what we’re doing  even more limited (this is both our faults, she shuts down about as well as I do).

On the drive home i ask her to stop at Dom Depot for a storage container.  My collection of wicked things has grown.  She looks at me and in all earnestly asks “What do i do with all those things if something happened to you? If you suddenly died?”

Of course my first urge is to ask if she is planning to kill me in my sleep.  And then letting that pass blurt out “Ship it all to Raven and Alice. You have their address!”

The logic was as follows. At this point we’re getting along. I don’t want to push it and say well the purple ropes go to the Temptress, the green ropes go to Y, the statutory grape and chocolate ones are yours baby so do whatever. The remainder are unclaimed etc.

 

In a somewhat somber tone “I don’t mind the rope. I might keep that.  But you have ALL those OTHER Things”.  Again my first instinct was to ask which other things…there is admittedly a wide variety.  Deep down knew she meant my vast collection of paddles. They make her uncomfortable and not in the fun way.

 

Look I love her. I wished she shared more of my sexuality, would participate even casually  (again) in some of my kinks but the truth I’ve learned  better than to hope for anything non-vanilla sexual of a sexual nature.  I have quit chasing.  When i come to think that might be a possibility it always leads to me getting rejected. i get angry with her. Hurt and literally takes months (for me) to get back to where we were.  So I no longer ask, consider the possibility, or any such thing kink or otherwise.

 

Still if my plane falls out of the sky, lighting strikes or whatever this Devil’s last details have already been cared for. Who will be told by who, who can help wind up the site,  social media, profiles etc.  Yet i had never considered what to do with the tools of my trade.  Diva is the appointed messenger for my extended world.  Raven and Alice will by the lynch pin beyond her and the list is clear and current at all times, contact details, etc.  There are explict instructions and documents about who has access to me. Whonis to be informed and how often.

The Blonde offered “I could just drop it off at one of  C’s leather events”  The offer half playful and half seriously. Over breakfast we had both been invited via (vanilla) Facebook accounts to a friend’s first Mr. Leather competition.    This of course became an intellectual musing for me. A stacked pretty blonde woman shows up at a leather meeting with her dead husbands bins of kinky things.   She hates chaps, doesn’t get Leather, and barely acknowledges my own kink life (and needs).  Drops  it all unceremoniously just inside the door and proclaims “Here’s my perverted dead husbands kinky stuff.  Have fun boys!”   Cue the music and credits…fade to black.

Last Details are certainly important.  I had never thought about  my kinks being something to be handled after I’m gone.  I’ve thought about being shot by jealous husband’s and lovers.  I’m dead and there are bins of rope, binds of hitty things, bins of dildos, vibes, etc.   So the initial thought is throw them away, so fucking what!   If we both die that’s what kids would most likely do.

 

TCB – “What if someone went through the garbage?”

Me – “So fucking what. None of their business.”

TCB – “I would be so embarrassing.  What would they think?”

Me – “Ummm do people regularly go through our garbage?” (If not we have been cross cut shredding out mail since before 2000 so we may be a little paranoid)

TCB – “What would I do?”

 

 

The conversation went on along those lines for a while.

In the end I determined that the bins would be color coded.  Green bins are good meaning only rope and maybe a few books or journals are in them.  Black is bad meaning Paddles, crops, floggers and whatever else I suspect would cause her discomfort.   In a lot of ways the entire conversation was both insightful, and confusing.

 

This Posts Last Details

No doubt she tolerates my kinks, need for other partners, and all associated activities.  Sometimes she is very supportive and encouraging for me to go to things, to make time to see partners and friends.  She’s helped plan dates, mader suggestions of places she thought one person or another would like to go.   And at other times she’s the exact opposite.  Possessive, jealous, worried.  Maybe all of those, maybe none of them and I misread the situation.

 

The fact that she “may want to keep the rope” is perhaps the most confusing.  It is no secret I started (trying) to do rope because of the Blonde.   It’s also so secret that at some point it ceased to be something she’d consider partaking in.   Is it because rope despite all it’s pretty colors has practical applications?   Who fucking knows.  If I’m dead this Devil’s Last Details are now cared for.  Green Bins I guess will stay, the black bins will be disposed of.  Which makes me a little sad. Now that I’m dead but that no one will ever enjoy or love to hate those things again whether in my hand or another.

 

Deep Dark Violet Rope Obession

4 coils of violet/purple hemp bondage rope

 

If Color was a kink I have an incurable case.  It is something that goes across every area of my life; Kink is no exception.  Often I find something online and order it because I think the color will be great for one given scenario or it  reminds me of a particular person.  In the case of this rope color I happened to see it first hand at an event as the person I was paired up with happened to buy a hank of it.   So the obsession began and a few months later I finally decided that it would be the perfect color for a friend I planned on playing with (hopefully on a regular basis). After all you can never have too much rope right?  I’m really not very good with rope or at least the ties I’m learning of late (most of my prior work is decorative & can do that in my sleep). Practice makes perfect!

 

There in very little in life as wonderful as new rope, the smell, the textures, and the peace tying brings me.   In this case the color that shifts from the violet/purple you see here to a dark deep grape to nearly black all depending on the light its in. As if so often that case it’s great to have good friends and in this case Lily the Rope Ho’s Talents and love of her products is something I benefited from.

 

 

 

Purple or black bondage rope it dependds on the light

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Sinful SundayNote: this post is being published in absentia I’m currently in a hotel room with two women neither of which are my wife or we are wondering the streets of Gotham (Sometimes it’s good to be me) . Forgive the delay in my ability to comment back, or read and comment on your own posts.

The Tale of Two Night Stands

Yes the title is a play on the classic novel “A Tale of Two Cities” but I decided what better way to illustrate the difference between me and the Blonde than just take random pictures of each of our night stand drawers.

 

So let’s begin with the top drawer of my night stand.   Looks fairly safe; massage oil and lotions plus a variety of massage related toys, a few candles,  some lube, a lighter.  Oh what a nice gentle and attentive lover I must be.  However if you look a little closer, EMT shears, some short ropes, and god awful blue hockey liner. I’m not sure why it’s there but I’ve never gotten around to moving it.  Seeing me prance around in that thing would certainly hurt, well your eyes if nothing else.

Malflic's Top Drawer

Next up my bottom drawer so on top you can see an assortment of rope, a bag of spare batteries, assorted toys most of which have been retired since they’re Jelly, some clothes pins.  What you can’t see is the next two levels of rope, the clamps and clovers, and underneath all that is a collection of light paddles, a few floggers, a small whip and two more bags of newer toys (Dildos, Plugs, Vibes etc).

Malflic's Bottom Drawer

 

Now for the Blonde’s top drawers, towels, a few blind folds, a little rope, pasties, cards (I’m not sure who she’s playing cards with but I can assure you it’s not me).  Under there somewhere are lotions and lube, Ben Wa balls, more pasties (I’ve never seen her in them  but she has a nice collection.  hmmm) and a few other assorted things I’ve probably forgotten we have.

The Chesty Blonde's Top Drawer
This is the really telling one…She’s hiding books in her night stand!  I have rope and toys she has books. I take a ton of grief around here for my book collection
The bloondes bootm drawer
So what does this say about us.  Well fist off I have a huge stack of books beside the night stand not counting the filled book cases through out the place so I may have a book problem but I just don’t hide it.  Secondly she refers to the toys as mine.  Ironically I bought them all for her, after all I’m not exactly the big thick pink vibrator type and while I like certain types of bunnies the need to own a Rabbit anything wasn’t something I thought would get me off in anyway.  Ok the ropes, clamps, and impact toys are mine but I still like to use them on her.

For years anything questionable or sexual was relegated to my side of the bed, my dressers, my bags in the closet (I how too much rope).   At first i thought it was she was embarrassed by them but eventually came to the realization that if we were both to die in a plane crash they would go through her stuff and say “Awe she really was a sweet lady” and when they got to mine it would be “He was such a fucking perv”  which is exactly how each of us would prefer to be remembered.

 

 

Sinful Sunday

Other People’s Kink The It’s Almost the Apocalypse Edition

The end is near so I want to take a minute and ask you if you’re ready for the afterlife? Have you prepared your soul for the ever after? Well I have and in preparation I’ve laid out my best leathers for Dec 23rd. Packed a few latex and PVC numbers for the Chesty Blonde then burned all her flats and sensible shoes in a secret pagan end of the world ritual and then packed only slutty heels for her in the afterlife. Actually I might even take time to get my boots blacked. Now on to the real content.

Other People's Kink LogoThe end is near so I want to take a minute and ask you if you’re ready for the afterlife? Have you prepared your soul for the ever after? Well I have and in preparation I’ve laid out my best leathers for Dec 23rd because nothing ever happens on time; not even the end of the world. Packed a few latex and PVC numbers for the Chesty Blonde then burned all her flats and sensible shoes in a secret pagan end of the world ritual.  Then I made sure in her next life she could only wear slutty and super kinky thigh high boots.   Actually I might even take time to get my boots blacked. Now on to the real content.

Mal

Malflic’s Pick
One Drink Away from your First Kiss with Another Girl – The lustful Literate. Being one who struggles with labels and the inability to find one that fits him Mal’s pick this month by Brigit Delaney is a thought provoking piece on who really does fit into which category (or not). As for us we think Mal fits in the black boots for life club outside of that he’s just a freak.
Very Cool Accidental Find
Count Boogie showed up on the kinky and popular list and he’s provided a few hours of true belly laughs to us with his video. He’s kind of like Weird Al for kinky people.


Pervable Free Sample and Pay Site
Soundpunishment.com
Nothing here that we’ve seen but good English themed spanking clips. The punishments seemed to be real and there were ample free samples that allow you to get a feel for the site. Frankly we just perved the freebies for an hour or so and thought they were good enough to warrant a mention.

It’s just so tempting sale…
We featured their hemp bondage rope in our Kinkster’s Christmas post but this is just a reminder our friends over at Aja Rope have their great MFP bondage rope on sale until 12/31. Mal has been told he doesn’t need MORE rope. Which means he’ll probably buy some especially since someone with a large chest and long blonde hair recently played the word Jute against him for 312 points in words with friends.

Our Old Friend’s Cool Stuff Suggestion
We’ve been friends with the at times bombastic, always entertaining, and typically hysterical Reverend John Sleestaxx for years and years. Both of his highly entertaining and absolutely irreverent and hysterical books are available for free.

Places to promote your own writing…
Unfortunately E Lust looks like it’s come to the end of its run. If you’re looking for other meme’s be sure to check out Wicked Wednesday and Sinful Sunday. We’ve been reading along for a while so guess it’s time to jump into the fray.

Finally… some happenings
Rope Bite is this Sunday at Shameless (once again Mal won’t be there he’s traveling for work).

 

Also at Shameless next weekend Dec 15th there is an Artist reception as Part of Savage X II (FB Details) both the Seven Deadly Sins and the Seven Righteous Virtues will be featured. (This one is still in play as to whether or not Mal will make it it depends on if he’s done taking a carriage ride through the Christmas lights. No we’re not kidding).  20% of the proceeds benefit Sex + STL.

 

Speaking of Christmas lights Malflic will be participating in the Light Run in south city the night of the 17th with some fabulous, kinky, and vanilla friends. Say hi if you see him. He’ll be the straight fat guy who doesn’t look like a runner surrounded by about 12 lithe women and a few gay guys.
Last but not least the rope social is the 30th at Bad Dog see Fet for details but rumor has it there will be escape games played. Insert cruel intentions and wicked grins as appropriate

A Kinkster’s Christmas List 2012 the Apocalypse Edition

Well it’s that time of year again when being naughty might not get you anything good from the fat guy in the crushed red velvet suit at the mall, or the North Pole, or where ever he’s from however you might get you a nice red backside with something new and ouchy from that other bastard in the back boots. And if you’re lucky a few other fun things to be extra naughty with. In short fuck the nice list we’re all about naughty! After a year of playing, learning, and a collection of new toys here are a few of our favorite finds both from those of us at the site and reader recommendations. After all what self respecting deviant would head into the end of the world without a toy bag full of new goodies? Not this one that’s for sure.

Well it’s that time of year again when being naughty might not get you anything good from the fat guy in the crushed red velvet suit at the mall, or the North Pole, or where ever he’s from however you might get you a nice red backside with something new and ouchy from this fat bastard in the back boots.  And if you’re lucky a few other fun things to be extra naughty with.  In short fuck the nice list we’re all about naughty!   After a year of playing, learning, and a collection of new toys here are a few of our favorite finds both from those of us at the site and reader recommendations.  After all what self respecting deviant would head into the end of the world without a toy bag full of new goodies?   Not this one that’s for sure.

-Mal

 

Bondage Rope

Aja Rope Limited Edition Multi Colored Hemp  

Navajo Night Multi Color hemp rope from Ajarope.com

So what is Multi Colored Hemp rope…think Tie Dye Hippie meets Scary Dom Type and gets funky in a really great way or it’s kind of like doing a scene to a NiN Grateful Dead mash up. Beautifully odd but works on so many levels. All kidding aside the pictures tell the tale. Keep in mind it’s a limited production item, meaning it takes 2 weeks to finish from the time of order so if you want it in time for the holidays don’t wait. This gives you a chance to add to your favorite Rigger’s (or your own) rope kit something no one else has. Originally it was released locally in St. Louis but is now available by special order. In addition to the various multi color offers there is a lovely ominous pewter/black combo called POD, named after PrinceofDarkness, and a Turquoise & Black Called Navajo Night .

Black Cherry, MIZ, & Forest Cammo Multi Color Hemp rope by Ajarope.com

The price is a steal at $1 a foot with a 30 ft minimum. You can get any of the colors listed above plus several more bright and fun varieties such as Purple People Eater, Tickled Pink, and Tequila Sunrise at the Ajarope.com website. For more details or if you have questions contact Lily the Rope Ho or Aja at admin at ajarope.com. Just remember they typically respond best when you’re not asking for money to be sent to Nigeria & you’re not insulting anyone’s penis size.

One final ropey note. Mal has had some their other rope in his kit for several years now (both hemp and MFP. BTTickled Pink Multi Color Hemp Bondage Rope by Ajarope.comW their MFP is on sale until 12/31/2012). They’re active members of the local community, organize a monthly Rope Social, were responsible for coordinating the GRUE’s that took place in St. Louis. In general he considers them to be just good people and a pleasure to do business with.

 

Unique Mind Fucks

Paddles and Panties Sweet and Naughty Mouth Soap

Give the term “I’m  going to wash your mouth out with soap” a whole new meaning with this white chocolate bar that looks just like soap.  It can be a fun non-soapy way to role play a scene or if you’re like a few of the tops around here it’s a great way to keep a sassy mouth off balance when the moment of truth arrives.  Will it be real soap or a white chocolate type mind fuck?  Either way it doesn’t mean someone isn’t going to get the butt spanked which takes us to out next topic.

 

Paddles & Impact toys

Leather – London Tanners remains high on our list as always and we continue to covet their stuff.  This year our picks are Daddy’s Double trouble with its two sided option and the extra heavy tawse.   Then again we’re not exactly the slap and tickle set.

 

Round Top Daddy Dom and Heavy Black wood spanking paddle by Lord RavenWood – As for wood our very own Lord Raven gets the nod here.  Yes we know it’s almost like nepotism but he’s added a Unfinished Spanking Paddles in Lord Ravens Workshopfew twists to paddle making we think are unique.   Keep in mind all of his paddles are made to order so they take a bit of time depending on demand but are worth the wait.

 

While he produces wicked little (and not so little) things in a variety of woods (Oak, Hickory, Cherry, and even MDF), Sizes (OTK and non OTK models) and thicknesses (though his personal collection tends to stay on the thuddy side based on Alice’s preferences) there are three “standard” styles one of them is something a little different and features a round impact area that each side provides a different sensation.

 

Wooden Spanking Paddles by Lord RavenHe also offers custom finishes to make them look like Rattles and Lollipops for the Daddy/Mommy dom and age play types. If you’re interested in LR’s stuff you can drop him a note here or on fet (Lord-Raven).  His official website will be up shortly and be sure to look for him at events in the south east in 2013.

 

Floggers – The Kink Shop

The Combination Flogger is the hit (no pun intended) with us.  It’s made of a combination of 16 soft tanned deer leather and 8 rubber falls that make the total length 26 inches long.  The most popular feature is the finger tip handles that take a little getting use to the first few times but offers nice fluidity and control once you do. If you get one don’t let Mal play with it if you actually want beat.  Our experience was  he’s more like a twirling moron with martial arts weapons putting on a show than a Dom when we lent him ours.  After a while the novelty wore off and he did get back down to business.

 

Wax Play

Tender Dom at BDSMwaxplay.com

It’s something that starts and stops with us, mainly because we’re not all pyros (all the time) and well it is messy as hell when it’s an impromptu scene.  Still sometimes there is nothing like the change of pace that wax can offer.   Tender Dom at BDSMwaxplay.com offers a variety of wax and candle types, scents, and jars.  The site also features some really great and creative wax work and some instruction and guidance.   The prices seem more than fair and we like that the candles come not only in a huge selection shapes and colors but also include a lower heat Soy wax option for a small up charge.

 

Erotic Reading

We’re trying something new here so don’t take it the wrong way. Listed our top 6 book picks for this year and why.  We’ve also inserted a widget to make it easier to go find them.

1)      Cheeky Spanking Stories – Yes most of us are spankos, yes we read a lot of these type of spanking stories, yes we really do dig this book.  It’s nice collection of authors with different styles…plus it has a piece by Jade Melisande in it and well Mal really digs her stuff.

2)      Decorative Fusion Knots – The Chesty Blonde gave the book to Mal.  Since then he’s actually tying things up that doesn’t always involve square knots, half hitches, and double coin knots, and on occasion doesn’t even involve people.   It’s essential reading for those that simply like to tie to tie and like pretty bondage.

3)      Gordon – by Edith Templeton – Long before Mommy porn and 50 shades there was Gordon.  It was the first overtly Kinky (fiction) book he ever gave to the Blonde.  Once upon a time it was banned for being indecent and it the tale of an obsessive and controlling love.  Unlike the modern interpretation that is big this year this one is very well written

4)      Playing Well with Others – because if you have friends that have read 50 shades and think they want to start actually playing give them a little something that helps ground them in the reality of fantasy.

5)      The Count of Monte Cristo – You might ask what this one is doing on the list.  At its core it is in our opinions one of the greatest love stories ever told, it also has an amazingly cruel element of revenge that appeals to our sadists and well some people say if you should always be yourself no matter what unless you can be Batman.  In which case you should always choose Batman.  Well if Mal was to be reincarnated as a fictional literary character it would be the Count.

6)      101 Nights of Grrreat Sex by Laura Corn – It’s out on kindle now but Mal and the Blonde have very fond and hot memories when a couple gave them a copy as a gift years ago.  If you prefer paper it is being republished in hard copy in January and is now available for pre-order.  It’s not just for swinger friends monogamous couples will dig it too.

 

Fetish Wear/Cos Play

Ribbons and Rivets


This is one of the Frolicon finds from the vendor area and in addition to some of their more out of this world options they also had a series of corsets that were stand outs even with the BDSM crowd.

Corset & Bustier

Corset UK (or Corset-Story in the States)- I know it’s hard to believe but some of us…well some more than others like to play dress up.  In the past year a few of the ladies have added to their lingerie collections with purchases from Corset UK.   Yes we know ordering from across the pond may seem like a frivolous thing but their selection of everything from sexy burlesque wear, to everyday, to waist training and well themes such as Goth and fashion (Someone may have just bought the Chesty Blonde a Black Sweetheart, and Blue Corset with Tutu).  Out hint to doing business with them is to select your country in the Select Store Option prior to beginning to shop.  Not that Mal forgot to do that or anything when he was on the site.

 

Other fun things – Liberator Concept Store Atlanta Ga

If you read any main stream adult magazine or even things like Maxim and GQ you’ve probably seen the ads for Liberator.   What you may not know is in addition to things like the “Wedge”, “Ramp” and “Hipster” they offer a variety of series, shapes, styles, and even better a concept store in the Atlanta area.   Alice walked in and was ready to ditch her day job to sell their wares.  If you’re into fun and playful sex and happen to have some time to kill in the state that seems obsessed with peaches then it’s worth taking a run by. If not of course you can order online.  (Note Liberator is a public company. It doesn’t make them bad it just makes them different when it comes to being on this list. Typically we feature small business run by local or community people)

 

Electricity & Violent Wand

This is a new category for us but it probably won’t be the last time since its become a popular form of play for a few of us.   This years pick goes to the violent want and grounding ring  (which gives the giver and the receiver similar sensations) from Orchid and Serpent. Depending on how you play and how the frequency is set the sensations can range from mild to intense and the visual effect, assuming you’re not wearing a blind fold that is, only adds another dimension of stimulation.  Bruising may or may not occur if you drive your shoulders into the steel bar of the sex chair your suspended in when cumming with one  but that’s your fault not the wands since you couldn’t just sit still and take it.

Piercing ShopPiercing Experience –  Alice and Lord Raven are both customers of their and have great experiences with them both buying goodies as well as getting a few new piercings.   Nipples did someone say nipples? And did I hear clit ring and a PA?  Anyhow.  If you’re not in the Atlanta Area you can still take advantage of their great selection by ordering through the website.

 

Tats and Ink

Big Easy Tattoo.   Yes it’s way the fuck out in the sticks if you’re a city guy but still it is the place you’ll find both Mal and Diva in January getting new ink.   Nothing says a completely modern nontraditional family like Father & Actual Daughter tat time.   We were referred there by some very inked friends, we like them they’ve been cool to us during the entire process of getting the designs done (no pressure, very laid back, old school shop vibe) and have lots of friends with their work.

 

Finally to round this year out our suggestion for the DIY option. Ultra Simple Yet Beautiful Spanking Strap by Brand on Fetlife. Beyond those instructions here’s what not to do.

So it’s a Saturday afternoon and a deviant walks into a leather shop, but it’s not the type of leather shop you might expect the kind with pants and whips and all sorts of premade S&M things run by other deviants and littered with perverted customers.  OH no it’s the type that sells raw materials to make things out of leather.  What could make a typically shy and I know enough to stay away from the soccer mom types go on such an adventure?  The Perfectly Simple Spanking Strap plans from a few years back that he saw on Fet and finally decided he wanted to make.

Our advice is as follows

1)      Do a little (more) homework (than Mal did) before going to Tandy or where ever else you might procure such things. Knowledge is power and as GI Joe said knowing is half the battle.

2)      Don’t get freaked out by the how to make a Indian costume patterns on the wall and the ornate saddle project hanging from the ceiling.  Just breath deep and remind yourself they’re not why you’re there but they have a right to exist too.

3)      And finally don’t panic and yell out “are there any other kinky people here”  when looking for help explaining to the very knowledgeable woman working what you are intending to make.

 

And Finally the disclaimer;

We assume you know the safe, sane and consensual bit so we’ll spare you the lecture.  This post happens every year and we truly pick what we like and think would make good gifts for the kinky set based on our experiences and feed back from friends.  Assuming the Mayans were wrong we’ll do it again next year. 

This site is not about selling stuff and making commissions because we tell you something gets our rocks off.  There are plenty of sites that do that and it’s cool but its just not us.  This is about what we love, sometimes who we love or lust after, and how we live.  With the exception of Lord Raven who does financially benefit from the sale of his wares (someone has to keep Alice in corsets and heels)  we’re not “affiliates” with these kinky folks in anyway and don’t make a dime.  The snazzy book widget is an affiliate link from Amazon. We don’t care if you use it we just thought it was neat and if we do happen to make any money from it all of the proceeds will be donated to support the Pride events in St Louis in 2013.   

This year Lily over at Aja Rope was very kind and gifted Mal a wonderful piece multicolored hemp rope.  He felt conflicted about it but she was at the top of our list anyway so we accepted and are very grateful and appreciative of the gift.   The Chesty Blonde has declared that she’s not sharing it with other bottoms (You know sometimes she has jealousy issues but we love her anyway). 

 

We hope you like what we’ve chosen.   Other suggestions are always welcome. If you happen to make or sell kinky items please contact Mal on gmail, twitter, or fet.  Starting in 2013 we will be running a monthly feature on making and caring for toys.  We’re not going to try to sell you advertising or anything else and we don’t expect free stuff.   Its intended to educate and entertain our readers and is just a chance to be featured in a post for sharing your knowledge and passion.

 

So why’s there a box of Rope under the bed?

I give you one of my favorite poets SweetTalk to get you all hot and bothered.


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Now take a deep breath.If you’ve cooled down enough and are interested in more of her works you can find her at http://m.twitter.com/Sweettreat and on my top friends list on myspace as well.

Now moving right along

While I certainly wouldn’t call the Chesty Blonde a classic rope slut in the modern vernacular of the word the dynamic of our relationship works for the most part which is about all anyone can ask for.To her credit she often tolerates my insanity and interests.I on the other hand am a confirmed lifelong card carrying Kinkster.So if anyone knows of an impending deviant round up a la the Salem Witch Trials give me a heads up so I can run to the proverbial hills.

Like a lot of people we have vanilla lives too and included in those vanilla lives is the house in the burbs (which I hate), a couple of kids (that I love very much) and all the other things that go with that setting including the occasional challenge of deciding which alternative lifestyle type friends (Yes AU you’re politics gets you lumped in to that category…just kidding you’ve earned your spot there.) can come to the same parties as our, or more accurately the Blonde’snilla friends.

For example you can’t have the lesbian couples over with the same people from church (I don’t go other people in the house on occasion do).Or if after going out with some Nilla guys to a bar one shouldn’t explain that the women on the dance floor aren’t lesbians they’re Bi and that there was a swinger social there earlier that evening.It also raises additional questions when you greet the aforementioned Bi Swingers by name when they come over to say hi between the band’s set.What can I say I’m a friendly guy, I know a lot of people, are you buying any of this?Yeah I’m not sure they were either.

Anyhow having avoided flying on a giant silver penis earlier this week I find myself working from home and decided to have lunch with the blonde.After a little soup and salad she informs me that the little one who’s ten had questions about what was under our bed.Of course I had to think about what it was first.

“The Bed Posts?” I asked not certain why that mattered.After all we took the tall bed posts off for the most part a few years ago.Maybe I was suppose to put them in storage umpteen months ago and forgot about.Unlikely but not impossible.

“No the box of rope Mal”

See the byproduct of an active sexual lifestyle and a few kinky habits is the tools of the trade.I have a night stand with enough things in it to start a small adult toy store complete with a nice fetish section and enough rope to dock an air craft carrier.Then there’s the rope bag in the closet, the surplus toy back pack and add the Blonde’s top filing cabinet drawer and night stand and then you have a pretty good idea.

Often when traveling together she worries if we die someone will inevitably find those things and what they will think.I think they’ll figure out that we probably had sex and might have liked it. Sorry but the post mortem thoughts of me should be ones of a pious couple.Loving yes.Sexually unimaginative, No!

“So what did you tell her?“I asked seeing as I’m the one who the kids typically ask the odd questions to.It was nice to not be the one doing the explaining for a change.Just a few weeks back I was tasked explaining what swinger was in a way that was understandable, honest, and appropriate for a 10 year old. The follow up was “are you a swinger?”the answer was equally as direct “No” which then turned into “Uh OK.Can we have Sushi for Dinner?”

“I told her it was for your book cover” – it was an honest answer.That particular box of ropes was for the book cover.Not the play ropes but simply things I bought for the book cover and sadly haven’t used since (I love the colors but like other rope types much better).

Getting back to my desk I contemplate whether or not to move the box.If so how do I answer why we moved it.Guess it all really comes down to whether or not I was suppose to store the big assed screw off bed posts somewhere else which I’m in no hurry to do since they can be put back on in about 10 minutes and are so much better to tie things to.