Are Blindfolds Kinky 4

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Are blindfolds kinky…

On the rare occasion that i am home most days i wake up in a pitch black room, with naked woman in a blind fold sleeping next to me.

Sounds great right? Here’s the rest of the story. Typically she has ear plugs in or a noise canelling headset on. Super kinky right?  No doubt additional sensorty depravation is still pretty awesome in concept.

My house is literally littered with blindfold like devices.  They are tucked in every night stand, closest, bathroom and even a few end and coffee tables.  Let’s get ready to get our…sleep on?

Next you have adresss the reality. There is a wall of pillows between me and the blind folded naked woman, it is likely 3 am and i am the only one awake. She is probably snoring…like a fucking buzz saw. And the only person trying to cuddle up to me is the 80 pound Pitt Bull who snuck into my room while i was asleep.  He is just as happy to sleep curled up on my pillows and heated matress pad when i abandon the foolish concept of sleep and leave the room to go watch Bloomberg.

The ear plugs or headset are to drown out the dog and street noise. We live in the burbs. How much street noise is there? It may be 4 million below freezing but there is also a fan running to create a constant drone. Because why buy white noise machine when you can freeze my balls off?

That night’s blindfold may be a silky sexy black number, or cheetah print, or fairy princess pink, or fuzzy and red.  Oh the assortment of blindfolds we have would give a person with that fetish weeks of quality wank material just thinking about them.

From rainbows and unicorns, to glittered encrusted,  lacey and racy to sports team themed. And of course basic black.  My house is filled with a bunch of blindfold wearing women.

Sometimes at the crack of noon you can see them and what ever overnight guests are there, barely dressed. Asses hanging out of panties that have crawled halfway up their back sides, blindfolds pushed above their eyes each of them praying earnestly to the coffee maker to work faster. While i tell them when guests are present to go put some damn pants on.  Or atleast “fix your wedgie”

A house full of 20 year old women in boy shorts and thongs standing in your kitchen with blindfolds casually pushed up to meet their hair after a long night is nothing like you imagined as a young man.

Reallty how many women wear Marvel themed sleep masks?

Blindfolds aren’t kinky unless you use them right. For me that means seeing a lover or play partner. Why?

Becuase I live in a kingdom of fucking “sleep masks”. To use an actual blindfold and do something fun, kinky, dirty, sexy and hot I have to leave home.


About Malflic

Minor Demon, life long hedonist, sadist and general nerd. Women are my weakness and greatest addiction of choice followed by torrid love affair with coffee and caffeine. When not committing sins of the flesh I'm an unrepentant capitalist, avid reader, Star Wars, and B rate comedy movie geek.


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