Strap On Tools Kink of the Week 5

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So when I first saws Strap Ons were the kink of the week topic my mind literally flashed to a Picture Penny  put up earlier this year.   I know, I know a typical straight white male reaction naked girls jumping on a bed and strap on dildos imply perhaps something more. And you know what I’m not sorry and won’t apologize.   A lot and I do mean a lot of my favorite porn early on was girl on girl with every type of toy and strap on imaginable for that era.   What was better than watching sex? Watching two girls have sex!   Yep typical male. What’s better than that?   Two girls and me.   I know misogynist bastard.

My second thought after clearing that picture from my mind…which may have taken a few minutes to be honest about it. Was that I really have nothing of value to add to this one. My references are porn, a few scenes I’ve watched (F/F go figure), some coors light girls Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll party shenanigans once upon a time (never underestimate how muck coke a little beer jockey can do. Also don’t underestimate how not sexy you are when they find out not only don’t you do drugs but that you also won’t buy them any) , the occasional femdom pic that slips into my twitter or tumblr feed, and the occasional post I’ve come across on pegging.

 

I know there are guys who like strap on play, pegging, whatever. Sometimes it appears to be sensation based, sometimes it is a D/S thing.   That’s great for them but this is a case of your kink is not my kink. I have no moral objection to it. If you and your partner are into it then great but there is no appeal to me in the least. What I’d image also to be strap on heavy – Fem Dom erotica…yep not my thing the only scene I’ve ever read in its entirety have been part of e lust judging. F/M strap on play to me is like C Span…somebody is probably getting something really awesome from it but I’ll be passing right by. F/F I’ll watch with mild curiosity at this point but even that often doesn’t do much for me.

The piece starts off cavalier and reads like a stereo type. So I tried to take an enlightened approach and eliminate some of the potential sticking points.   Am I homophobic, afraid of penis shaped things that aren’t my own dick, or anything similar? No on all accounts.   Is it because I perceive strap on play (F/M) as a submissive act?   We all see that type of thing on kink sites from time to time but even removing the D/s implications and making it pure good old fashioned fucking I have no interest. This one just doesn’t work for me.   It would be a hard limit if asked.

 


About Malflic

Minor Demon, life long hedonist, sadist and general nerd. Women are my weakness and greatest addiction of choice followed by torrid love affair with coffee and caffeine. When not committing sins of the flesh I'm an unrepentant capitalist, avid reader, Star Wars, and B rate comedy movie geek.


5 thoughts on “Strap On Tools Kink of the Week

  • Molly

    I have not written my piece yet but the whole aspect of pegging with regards to strap-ons does absolutely nothing for me, in fact quite the opposite and with regards to f/f it is not something I have ever had the urge to try but I have learned that it is best to never say never about things that so far have not been of interest. I am glad you wrote this though, it is good to have a male POV regardless of whether it works for or not

    Mollyxxx

  • ancilla ksst

    I have been the recipient of f/f strap on sex. I love it. I’ve also been the recipient of dp with a strap on as one of the penetrators. Wonderful! and a few other scenarios too, none of which have been bad, although one was rather painful. I’ve never been the strap on wearer.

  • sub-Bee

    I’m glad I experienced them but they’re not something I enjoy, although they have their place and if the scene was right I wouldn’t say no.

    I’m glad you touched on pegging being for sensation not just D/s, that’s a view I agree with completely but often gets ignored.

  • Pete James

    It’s funny how you describe the whole porn mindset that many men including myself have entertained since we first discovered the medium on VHS. I still to this day usually jump to thinking about two females using strapons before I remember that there are males who enjoy it too. Enjoyed your perspective as we all have different tastes and it doesn’t make us better or worse for it than others.

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