Envy this! 8

Everybody wishes they had what I am packing!

Ok so it’s not true, I know not every man in the world will have cock envy of me nor will every lady on the planet break down the door to get some grade A Lord Raven. The issue I would like to talk about today is dick envy. Yes that green monster that haunts so many guys when they are with their partner who had had more than them as a lover. Worried we might not stack up, or have just that special curve, or thickness that they miss or crave.

I for one am an admirer of penis, now don’t worry ladies I am not switching sides so you can relax. But back to where this is going, the male penis is like so many other body parts. Coming in all shapes, sizes and degrees of angle, and yet it is a source of great agony for so many men. It is a part of our masculinity to measure how we size up against the competition. The magazine company shows underwear models with a budging package to the ones that look like a eunuch; this should be the first clue that not all men are created the same. (I did not say equal because…well I am getting there)

Let me introduce you to Horse. I went to college with him and we all would walk down the hall to the shower towel wrapped around our waist. Horse had an earned nickname; his cock was almost always showing as he strutted down the hall. I never asked him how long or anything like that but one night curiosity get the best of me as I asked if he could get that monster all the way hard. There was a blush of red in his face as he admitted that it would get about half way there and most girls were scared of it. I kind of felt sorry for him because now the cock I had been so envious of was in fact his undoing.


Unless a woman is a size queen, wanting to feel like she is being impaled the average penis size of 6” is more than adequate to do the job. After all from the data I have read most women truly need only 3” for satisfaction. I will refer any pussy question to Molly and her pussy pride project for answers on that subject.

Also I would like you to meet Jeff. He wasn’t endowed like the big boys, in fact he would often joke about 3 inches less and he would be a girl. His wife was knock out gorgeous and guys would hit on her all the time. We all knew about his inadequacy and guys would tell her she needed a real cock. That’s when the shit hit the fan. We were well informed that Jeff was more than man enough to fill her needs and that they were barking up the wrong tree and to go look for some bitch in heat.  Now Jeff has my attention. What would a little dick guy have to offer a woman. That is when I got a lesson is staying power and technique.  It was not about what he had but what he did with it. I don’t know if he was ever envious of other cocks but I know his got a lot of play so probably not.

My last male partner was impressive and I will admit that he made me very jealous of what he had. A well shaped 9” cock that was rock hard and a beautiful circumference. I would say it was the model of what I think every cock should aspire to be. Skipping the details of our relationship I honestly wanted what he had, not just to touch when we were together but for my own. One night we were talking and he admitted he was jealous of what I had. I almost fell over. I am shorter and curved unlike his impressive lightly curved up but otherwise strait cock. A couple of drinks and we sat there talking about it more, his other partner liked a certain angle that a cure like mine had to offer. That was a critical moment; I knew I had the perfect cock. (You can stop laughing now)

I guess in the end it comes to a few things. Are you comfortable with your skills in using your cock? That is truly the only thing you can change. Can you be man enough to know you won’t have the biggest cock (the world record is 15.5, yes I looked it up) but still enjoy what you have? And for the guys that get the snickers because “life cheated them” I got a world of caution for you big boys. I bet they get more anal than you do unless you dating porn stars. As for me, I am rather proud of what I have. A nice length and girth with just enough curve to hit the right places. My green monster will show up sometimes but it disappears as soon as I am with a lover who is moaning about how good it feels.

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About Lord Raven

Lord Raven is a master at blending both the erotic and the macabre. He is a life Style Dominant who came into things in this way of living in the “traditional” manner and has been involved in BDSM for more than 20 years. He is a highly social creature by nature and his hobbies include paddle making, knife play, general deviance, gratuitous flirtation, and of course rough sex.

8 thoughts on “Envy this!

  • Molly

    As the saying goes… It is not the size of your ship but the motion of the ocean that counts. However, and I precede with caution here, to some extent I think sizes matters, in the sense that finding someone who is compatible to you is the key not ‘the biggest is the best’. Also, I find that men are often more interested/worries in length when for many woman girth is what can make the difference.


    • Lord Raven Post author

      I see your point there Molly, thank you for that input. I just want guys to get over that thing of looking down and then feeling down because they aren’t packing a porn star size penis.

  • Twisted Angel

    I agree the size does not matter if you know what you are doing with what you have. A man who fumbles and is unsure is not going to do it for me. I don’t have time for someone who si so unsure of themselves that they spend more time trying to impress me and failing miserably. I am not a bitch but be honest in the beginning don’t talk smack and then fail to live up to it. If that makes sense.

    • Lord Raven Post author

      I agree, it is sad when a man if “gifted” and yet has no clew how to use it.

  • Big-DaddyM

    When I finally got the Mickey Ave song out of my head after the flight last night you added it right back in! and i knew something was wrong and my cock isn’t supposed to be green. All kidding aside great write.

    • Lord Raven Post author

      no idea who got me into listing to Mickey A 🙂 Thanks brother, I had been neglecting the topic too long

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