This week as the weather has had a few cool mornings I am reminded of the upcoming cold days. For guys this is a sign of the dark days of winter coming. People wearing more clothing, no more watching the eye candy around the pool and even worse, and the worst is the effects of the cold on our favorite member. I will be the first one to tell you this is the most embarrassing thing to me. I am rather proud of what I was blessed with and far be it from me to want anyone to see me after a cold shower or after a few hours out in the freezing cold. It looks like a micro attachment has taken over my pride and joy.
I did a little snooping around the net and after a few laughs at some of what I read I have drawn a few of my own conclusions. First guys it happens to protect us, I mean really, who want frost bite on their cock? Think frost bitten chicken from the freezer makes you groan during grilling season imagine your 100% grade A beef with a frozen end. Like hell I want that cut off. Second it will stay in its “normal” condition if properly insulated. I had a roar of laughter when I read one article that suggested having a “penis sock” to keep it warm to prevent shrinkage. Yes when I was in high school and collage I did the sock trick to make myself look bigger (hurm, maybe that is why the girls were frightened of me, I looked like I was seriously packing. Umm yeah right) Third it does not matter who you are, if you a guy you have to suffer with this debilitating ego killing effect. The cold rain really dose me in though I am not sure if this is the same for every guy, it’s just one of those things we don’t talk about a lot.
So how can this information be helpful? Well it is a matter of pride that guys have when it comes to their penis. Underwear can help, especially if it is a higher quality that will keep the package warm. Peeing outside is not recommended when the temperatures are in the 40’s or below (I have no idea what that translates to in the C scale) But if all else fails I would highly suggest finding a warm place to breathe new life into it, best option is mouth to victim resuscitation.
All joking aside it is nothing to be ashamed of. It happens to us all guys, so take a little relief in knowing you’re not alone. It is a natural occurrence of the body to keep itself protected from harm. The following series of pics were all taken within 15 minutes from start to finish. Just proof the shrink isn’t permanent but easily reversed.