The Tale of Two Night Stands 45

Yes the title is a play on the classic novel “A Tale of Two Cities” but I decided what better way to illustrate the difference between me and the Blonde than just take random pictures of each of our night stand drawers.


So let’s begin with the top drawer of my night stand.   Looks fairly safe; massage oil and lotions plus a variety of massage related toys, a few candles,  some lube, a lighter.  Oh what a nice gentle and attentive lover I must be.  However if you look a little closer, EMT shears, some short ropes, and god awful blue hockey liner. I’m not sure why it’s there but I’ve never gotten around to moving it.  Seeing me prance around in that thing would certainly hurt, well your eyes if nothing else.

Malflic's Top Drawer

Next up my bottom drawer so on top you can see an assortment of rope, a bag of spare batteries, assorted toys most of which have been retired since they’re Jelly, some clothes pins.  What you can’t see is the next two levels of rope, the clamps and clovers, and underneath all that is a collection of light paddles, a few floggers, a small whip and two more bags of newer toys (Dildos, Plugs, Vibes etc).

Malflic's Bottom Drawer


Now for the Blonde’s top drawers, towels, a few blind folds, a little rope, pasties, cards (I’m not sure who she’s playing cards with but I can assure you it’s not me).  Under there somewhere are lotions and lube, Ben Wa balls, more pasties (I’ve never seen her in them  but she has a nice collection.  hmmm) and a few other assorted things I’ve probably forgotten we have.

The Chesty Blonde's Top Drawer
This is the really telling one…She’s hiding books in her night stand!  I have rope and toys she has books. I take a ton of grief around here for my book collection
The bloondes bootm drawer
So what does this say about us.  Well fist off I have a huge stack of books beside the night stand not counting the filled book cases through out the place so I may have a book problem but I just don’t hide it.  Secondly she refers to the toys as mine.  Ironically I bought them all for her, after all I’m not exactly the big thick pink vibrator type and while I like certain types of bunnies the need to own a Rabbit anything wasn’t something I thought would get me off in anyway.  Ok the ropes, clamps, and impact toys are mine but I still like to use them on her.

For years anything questionable or sexual was relegated to my side of the bed, my dressers, my bags in the closet (I how too much rope).   At first i thought it was she was embarrassed by them but eventually came to the realization that if we were both to die in a plane crash they would go through her stuff and say “Awe she really was a sweet lady” and when they got to mine it would be “He was such a fucking perv”  which is exactly how each of us would prefer to be remembered.



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About Malflic

Minor Demon, life long hedonist, sadist and general nerd. Women are my weakness and greatest addiction of choice followed by torrid love affair with coffee and caffeine. When not committing sins of the flesh I'm an unrepentant capitalist, avid reader, Star Wars, and B rate comedy movie geek.

45 thoughts on “The Tale of Two Night Stands

  • Lord Raven

    LMAO! I don’t dare show what is in mine and Alice’s. Well mine is tame except for the few pagan articles on the bottom but the other one is toy land 😉

    Thanks for sharing, it is always fun to get a glimpse into your life…makes me know I am ok BUHAWHAhaha

    • admin

      I kept trying to find time to shoot something more interesting but the house has been filled with people so I took the easy route. Though I do think the contents are a bit telling.

  • Hyacinth

    Hahaha I love this! What an awesome idea for SS!

    I don’t technically have a bedside drawer, but what containers I do have are filled with adult-like things!

    • admin

      Thanks. I thought it would be fun. I knew what was in my side but hers was actually a complete surprise. Especially the books!

    • admin

      I’ve always thought it was funny that the wicked things get kept on my side. I’m surprised she doesn’t try to put them a little more out of reach at times.

    • admin

      I am a firm believer that you can never have too many toys (or enough rope).

  • Emma Whispers

    Great of you to share hat your toys have! Feel like it’s a small glimpse into your soul.
    I have to draws full of sex toys and lubes!

    • admin

      I guess in a way it certainly is. Even though I poked at her for having books odds are my own book cases would probably be a lot more telling.

  • KaziG

    Your comments on the contents and reasoning made me giggle!!
    I need to straighten out my bedside drawers and put my toys in them as you have them! Right now my bedside toys are in travel bags beside the bed so I can pick up and go for a session with Sir 🙂

    ~Kazi xxx

    • admin


      Actually I opened the top of the travel bags on the toys you saw since that’s how we keep ours as well. Plus I keep a rope bag (or 3) packed and ready to go at all times. they always have a few impact toys in them as well.

    • admin

      I always use the line “She’s a nice girl who’s just along for the ride”. This seems to reenforce that view.

    • admin

      Thanks. For once pictures that no one could accuse me of using coercion to take.

    • admin

      That’s a great one liner! On a variety of levels I guess I’m fine with that. lmfao

    • admin

      Interesting. I used to keep rope bags under the bed but we changed to a platform bed a year or so ago and I had to relocate them. I did like having all the extra stuff closer.

    • admin


      I could do an entire post on the colors in my rope collection. Most of my bondage is atheistic and decorative rather than for pain or pure restraint. So as a by product of that I tend to use different colors for different play partners and their preferences and skin tone.

      Of course I have a few favorites that I slip in any where I can.


    • admin

      I think that line sums up how we view the world pretty well. I have no problem being considered wicked. 🙂

  • Molly

    Oh my… both of ours are a mess! Both are covered in books, LOTS of books, both have lube, but mine has butt plugs & dildos and his has knives, the claw and other delightful implements. All the big toys are kept in a bag at the foot of the bed.


    • admin

      As long as you can find what you need when you need it nothing else matters. I should have included a picture of the top as well. No toys but it would have added more insight. Hers is cluttered with all sorts of lotions, remotes for the TV etc and mine would have been 5-6 books I’m reading, a cup, a lamp and glasses.

  • msbunnywhite

    Love this so much. Wish I had a few more kinky things in my night stand but that will have to wait until I reunite with my other half on a more permanent basis. 🙂

  • Plumptious Pea

    Oh now, I’m highly jealous as I don’t have nightstands, I have a small round bedside pedestal table & it has to remain completely vanilla for the eyes & hands of a 4yr old, nothing would survive! My entire toy collection sit in a big pink travel holdall under my side of the bed. Now, when my children aren’t here, I can become lax & leave it open. Ensuring the window cleaner has had an eyeful more than once.. Ooops..

    Pea ~x~

    • admin

      As long as the cleaner does a fine job let him look. My kids are in their teens now so not as much of an issues as it once was but the top drawer was fine for them to open when they were little (and nosy) but the bottom one on my side has always been off limits.

  • Carina Benjamin

    Haha, love this… like Pea, I have to keep our toys WELL away from little prying eyes – I miss the days of just being able to grab whatever was at hand!

    • admin

      There is a wonderful simplicity that comes with easy access. Though I still always seem to be searching for fresh batteries at the mot inopportune times.

  • Harper Eliot

    Oh, I think you can tell a lot about someone by looking in their nightstand (or bedside table, as we call it). Thank you for this little glimpse! Lovely.

    • admin

      As long as you have toys I think you’re good. Where you keep them is more a matter of convenience.

  • Penny

    I don’t have a nightstand; I store them in the closet, lol although you can usually find some lying around in random places as well. 🙂

    • admin

      We do have a fairly varied collection. Sometimes I think I should run a porn store just based on what we already have.

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