An Ode to Spam Comments

  I’ve decided to address all my recent spam comments that will never see the light of day with a little prose. So put yourself in a X rated Dr Seuss mode


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And I’m sure you could help me rank

For dirty stories, lewd pictures and, things that rhyme with wink, wank and spank


I’m sure you’re magic but can wait to see

Your secret weight loss secret and all the slutty girls who like to Pee


And my cock while not world class seems to be just fine

It stands up when I need it to even after far too much wine

Is it small? Well that I’ve not heard!

So keep it a secret and mum’s the word.


As for traffic and I might not get

So what who cares?  Not me that’s who, not one little bit!



Where is your comment I dared delete?

I replaced with a pic of rubber slut licking my feet.

It’s about the money, in case I need some you thought I should know

Well I’d rather have something that uses the word job preceded by the word blow


Oh so my words are useful, helpful, and oh so swell

I might make smut but for spammers there’s an even hotter place in hell.

About Malflic

Minor Demon, life long hedonist, sadist and general nerd. Women are my weakness and greatest addiction of choice followed by torrid love affair with coffee and caffeine. When not committing sins of the flesh I'm an unrepentant capitalist, avid reader, Star Wars, and B rate comedy movie geek.