The Difference Between Porn Stars and Corporate Executives


Princess by JavaPanda on Deviant ArtThis started as a tweet but I was having so much fun with it I decided to go to hell with the joke.

-Mal

 

Do you know the difference between working in Porn & Corp America? In porn you have to act surprised when you suddenly get fucked by a stranger.  In Corporate America everyone is constantly waiting & worrying about getting fucked by a complete stranger. In each case all parties involved should know that it is inevitable that they are going to get screwed yet people are surprised all the time.

Need a few more idea’s to mull over?  Ok well here we go…

At least porn stars get regular tests for diseases.  Do you have any idea what kind of diseases your executives have? I know the kind of diseases corporate types have and in many cases they will go untreated and continue to spread like a pandemic through out their peers and social circles. Things like delusional visions, unrealistic expectation, sociopathic digressions, EGO and ID issues, Dead hookers in their Vegas hotel rooms (just kidding its a running joke), and Neurosis that can only be cured by over priced 50 year old scotch and a 25 year old piece of ass.

It is really a little known fact that despite all the fucking both Porn Stars and Corporate Executives actually dance for a living. The main difference is one does it in special shoes while wearing elaborately themed clothing to keep the fantasy alive and their audience engaged. A good audience will always come back for more even as they whore about from place to place hoping their fans will throw ever increasing amounts of money at them. The other dances mostly naked in high heels.

 

Both of them make their livings shoving things in places where they may fit but in most cases shouldn’t go. Every shove a watermelon up your ass? Odds are it’s less painful and far more practical than putting a group of engineering types in sales and marketing “because of intangible but obtainable synergies”

 

In any line of work occasionally you get ask to try something new and potentially odd.   After a proper amount of assessment the corporate executive will appoint a steering committee, conduct research and field trials, and then look to maximize the potential profit.   A Porn Star will simply ask for what they want in return, determine if it within their preferences and boundaries, and then get started.  It doesn’t take a Harvard MBA to figure out which one is actually more efficient.

 

 

 

 

 

 


About Malflic

Minor Demon, life long hedonist, sadist and general nerd. Women are my weakness and greatest addiction of choice followed by torrid love affair with coffee and caffeine. When not committing sins of the flesh I'm an unrepentant capitalist, avid reader, Star Wars, and B rate comedy movie geek.